Or, to be gramatically correct, this is I.

This “Rhymes with Orange” comic strip appeared in the local newspaper on August 10, 2008 – one week after my 15th birthday, actually. I liked it, a lot, because it reminded me so much of my school days. You see, during the two years I spent at school, I did my best to play no sports. Of course, there was always Phys. Ed. class, but I conveniently ended up sick on gym days. I would watch sports, though; especially baseball. I watched a lot of baseball, and sometimes soccer, but never hockey. I hate hockey.
(On an only somewhat related note, author Hilary Price notes on her website that the only thing that comes even close to rhyming with Orange is the two-word phrase “door hinge”. I like that; probably because I know some people who would pronounce it in such a way.)